Nerd

Oct 01

drake & josh;; starter sentences

  • "There's a NEW Jersey?"
  • "Are you calling me a liar?"
  • "I ain't calling you a truther!"
  • "I don't care. I like it on my face."
  • "Pip pip da doodly do!"
  • "Maybe 'E' means 'extra fuel'!"
  • "That is not my job."
  • "I have dreams. And sometimes, in those dreams, things happen to you."
  • "Dude, when life hands you free nachos, you don't question it!"
  • "Hang on, I'm doing something really important!"
  • "I love this album more than I love myself."
  • "Whoa, just take it easy, man."
  • "So my foot's totally stuck in there, right, I'm freaking out, the dog's having a seizure and I still got half a pie left."
  • "You should date whoever you want to date."
  • "So I don't like her, big deal."
  • "If you make fun of me one more time, I'm gonna tell everyone we know that you named your favorite pillow Mr. Puff Puff."
  • "I don't like half the girls I date."
  • "Nice going, you ran over your sister!"
  • "I hope you go bald!"
  • "I hope they cancel Oprah!"
  • "I'm really glad someone invented pizza."
  • "Well, sorry doesn't sweeten my tea!"
  • "Whoa, that cat IS fancy."
  • "Don't you have a rib to nibble?"
  • "You sicken me."
  • "You're the worst!"
  • "Look, I was wrong, okay?"
  • "I need you, I need you way more than you need me."
Oct 01
thisiselliz:

Girl, you’re thicker than a bowl of oatmeal i’ll tell you h’wat

thisiselliz:

Girl, you’re thicker than a bowl of oatmeal i’ll tell you h’wat

Oct 01
  • Teacher: What are you going to do after college?
  • Senior: I don't know.
  • Teacher: Well what are you passionate about?
  • Senior: I haven't had time to find my passion because I'm too busy preparing for tests/midterms/finals/the AP exam/ACT/SAT and having to write my college entry/scholarship/housing applications. Plus, I have homework.
Oct 01

quantumkaworu:

I like how women’s hair dye is like GET RID OF ALL GREY YOU OLD HAG and men’s is like yeah you can choose how much grey you want it makes you look wise

Oct 01

paynim:

Steal his look: Nash Grier

Spencer’s Adult Blow-Up Doll - $19.99

Oct 01
ben-c:

i love mobile because gifs always end up in the wrong spots and then shit like this happens

ben-c:

i love mobile because gifs always end up in the wrong spots and then shit like this happens

Oct 01
Oct 01
wifipasswords:

this is heartbreaking

wifipasswords:

this is heartbreaking

Oct 01
imadethistoberandom:

Let’s be clear

imadethistoberandom:

Let’s be clear

Oct 01
troyeboyxtilly:


youtubers-ugh:

halloween is soon 
its transparent

Drag it nowOr on mobile tap it

troyeboyxtilly:

youtubers-ugh:

halloween is soon 

its transparent

Drag it now
Or on mobile tap it

Oct 01

jediteaparty:

arauj0:

aangnog:

i just realized that “never” is a contraction of “not ever”

 and “blush” is a contraction of “blood rush”

also “studying” is a contraction of “student dying”

Oct 01
perks-of-being-chinese:

THERE ARE DOGS AT THE PROTEST IM SO HAPPY

perks-of-being-chinese:

THERE ARE DOGS AT THE PROTEST IM SO HAPPY

Oct 01

asian:

I have a frame picture up on my wall showing one of the dumbest anon question i have ever gotten

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"You’re not Asian because you weren’t born in Asia. I know this because I have an asian friend, and she’s from Asia."

Oct 01

meridiandreams:

One of the BEST lines of the season.

Oct 01

wrathiaa:

how dare you come into my house and disrespect my stuffed animals,