Nerd

Sep 23

Today’s Best Videos (Sep. 22, 2014)

Sep 23

codeinewarrior:

me: *doesn’t shave*

me: damn i look like a GQ model or some shit

everyone else: who is that crusty man

Sep 23

precumming:

when he refuses to eat your ass

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Sep 23
Sep 23

weteevee:

when you get a hot new mutual

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Sep 23
outerspacecake:

I found someone’s tumblr logged in on this computer and all I did was change the icon

outerspacecake:

I found someone’s tumblr logged in on this computer and all I did was change the icon

Sep 23

outerspacecake:

I’m going to be laughing about this for ages

Sep 23

brbjellyfishing:

babe can i show you my d*ck 

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Sep 23
thesammehjurdy:

So the new IOS updated and so my dads name is bruce J. And they abbreviated it to this. I’m dying so hard.

thesammehjurdy:

So the new IOS updated and so my dads name is bruce J. And they abbreviated it to this. I’m dying so hard.

Sep 23

Anonymous said: There's a HUGE fire in CA right now, and the smoke is blowing at my town (and many others). It's thick as fog, and nasty stuff--any tips for your followers on keeping our lungs clear when we're outdoors?

fairysharkmother:

Dampen some fabric and wrap it upon your face-hole to prevent your lungs from getting irreversibly gunked. Do so while making your way to where commercial face-masks can be bought/attained. If your hardware store can’t help you, jerry-rig that s***. This schematic will pass as a smoke-inhibitor too.

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Stay healthy! XOXO

- Engineer Dave

Sep 23

eggsohot:

carryon-my-angelic-psychopaths:

isanyone0utthere:

zackisontumblr:

i did a tutorial for some hair styles that make you cool (x)

I didn’t think this would be as entertaining as it was.

i lost my shit at “moose-statche”

"And then ur gonna tease the hair… yeah! Ur ugly!"
I love this guy already

Sep 23
zackisontumblr:

notakilleripromise:

zackisontumblr:

step one: shower
step two: take selfie

I was scrolling through and my brother saw this. And my brother walked by and said your hot he’d like a piece of that ass. And my mom was in the room, and he turned to her and just came out as hes gay. I love family night..

this is the best thing anyone has ever commented on one of my posts

zackisontumblr:

notakilleripromise:

zackisontumblr:

  • step one: shower
  • step two: take selfie

I was scrolling through and my brother saw this. And my brother walked by and said your hot he’d like a piece of that ass. And my mom was in the room, and he turned to her and just came out as hes gay. I love family night..

this is the best thing anyone has ever commented on one of my posts

Sep 23

Simon contemplates golf.

bunnies-and-sunshine:

He’s not quite sure what a mulligan is, but he’s pretty sure he wants one.

Sep 23

wecansexy:

katara is an inspiration to us all she was one of the only ones who had hope that the avatar would return and then she ended up banging the avatar. think of katara in times of need

Sep 22
junbora:


poopflow:

okay but the amount of planning that went into this vine……

He has 99 unread texts

junbora:

poopflow:

okay but the amount of planning that went into this vine……

He has 99 unread texts